JUST FUCKING DO IT

why dunks? cause theyre the best. are they ugly? i dont think so, but looks are subjective. one could argue that some of the limited editions are too insane to wear but with their limited quantities, outrageous color schemes and all-around originality, they bring something to the table that no other shoe can claim. check out these whacked out fucks: (pics are all stolen sorry)



wingtips---so clean




hahaha yeah these are disgusting but id throw some high fives if i saw someone wearing them



only TRUE dunk worshippers can find the beauty in these.


one of the most hyped shoes to come out recently, the "What the Dunk" shoe is a hybrid of some of the most famous dunks. first thought to be fake, this concept shoe has actually been released and is fetching over $1000 at auction. though the do look like the work of an ADD 6 year old, if i had the cash id buy a pair to rock AND collect.

First is the worst

To blog or not to blog? every fuckface with an internet connection and a personality disorder has one of these things so why not me? i am self indulgent and have a lot of time on my hands so goddamnit im gonna publish this. heres some really important information and commentary brought to you by yours truly to enhance your life:

i love dunks. love. them. if i ever have children then i MIGHT love then almost as much as dunks if they never do drugs or get arrested and get full scholarships and graduate from ivy league universities. haha just kidding no i wont. for all you non sneakerheads out there the reason why my drivers license is in the picture is cause its proof theyre my pics. and if you somehow are able to read my address and want to come kill me come on down motherfucker im ready.




these are the first dunks i ever bought. got them at a nike outlet god knows how long ago. loved them so much i bought two more pairs.



just got these SB dr feelgoods (inspired by the motley crue album) one pair for me and one for my boyfriend. they look ridiculous but i dont give a fuck i will rock them.


these look really really bright in the picture but they are 3294753525 times brighter in person. i have only worn these a few times cause i look terrible in orange and red so i own almost no clothing in those colors. i did wear these on a bar crawl with an orange shirt that we all got and it looked pretty fresh if i do say so myself

when i first saw these shoes i almost had an orgasm and heart attack at the same time. love the color scheme and the mint laces really make them pop. anyone who would wear these with the white laces has got to be at least mildly retarded. anyway the catch with these is that the leather on the toe is god awful. so bad that i thought my pair was just a really good fake. then i saw some more pairs in a store and they all were made of the same low grade leather. nike needs to stop making lemon shoes like this. its cruel.





These are the Guns N Roses appetite for destruction SBs. kind of nasty but they will defintely play if youre wearing a GnR appetite black tee



these little wonders converted me to high-tops forever hallelujah!



ok thats enough for one day i think. stay tuned for more from me, and as always...
get drunk, get high, skip class, and do whatever you think you can get away with!!